1430 N Wood. 1150 a month. First Month+Security due at signing. Questions? brett@makeorbreakrecords.com. Also, I never bothered to measure the size of the rooms. If you care that much, come and see them for yourself. Otherwise, take my word for it. One is large, one is smal, and one is too tiny to even be called a room. Also, I took down the craigslist post cause I was getting about a zllion e-mails cause it is such a radical apartment.

this is the house. I sit on that porch and drink beers sometimes. You could one day do that too.

this is the living room. I sit there and drink coffee and read literary magazines and think about all the important things.

this is the dining room. I sit there and drink wine while I contemplate the beauty of Picasso.

this is the large bedroom. I drink chocolate milk in bed to put me to sleep. As I drift off to sleep, think of summers I spent as a youth swimming with imported Manatees in the Red Sea.

this is the tiny room/office. It is also a bad picture, but you can still imagine myself sitting there, thoughtfully rubbing my chin, sipping glass of freshly squeezed mango/kiwi puree while I solve pressing agricultural problems.

this is part of the bathroom. I drink water from the tap, mixed with toothpaste. This is an accident.

this is another part of the bathroom. Here I drink water from the shower, mixed with shampoo and face soap. This, however, is not an accident. I recite Psalms while I shower.

back of kitchen... Often times I will take shots of tequila and rum while I lightly fry tofu and asparagus in lemon-kissed rapeseed oil.

front of kitchen. Sometimes I will sit in the chair on the right side of the image while the maid washes the dishes and I will train him the fine art of appraising water color paintings. I drink cold-brewed tea from Holland.

side of kitchen, entrance to small bedroom. I stand in front of the fridge and drink soy milk, straight from teh carton, and pat myself on the back for being such a thoughtful person.

one corner of small bedroom. It's about 9 x 12, but it was hard to get a good picture of it. This is not my bedroom. I drink nothing here.